5 Hour Energy
by Elisabeth Jane on Feb 17, 2011 22:57:38
Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like
Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like
Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love,
Elisabeth Jane ♥
5 hour energy
by Nayr and Nagem on Nov 24, 2008 10:30:46
The product of an act of sexual pleasure (blowjob)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or
jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various
epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy
milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
Example:
Becky pleased Scott and can
pull an all-nighter in return.
"Becky, please just suck my dick!"
"No Scott, I won't be able to enter into a
slumber tonight!"
For a healthy,
low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.