Profound
If he's so profound then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?
Example:
Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."
Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."
Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."
Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."
Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"
Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."
Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."
Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."
Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."
Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"