Qvc
Quality, value, convenience. TV program characterized by overly perky and talkative superhumans plugging things you never knew you needed, like compound flashlight/toolboxes, Thermolite & Polartec fleece earmuffs, revolving shoe trees, plaid pencil skirts with matching berets, and sweaters with snowmen appliqués. You're pretty sure you don't need these things, but the light refracting off them in a perfect elongated x shape entrances you. You must. Buy. The clothes steamer. You might need it one day. Even better, it's only $23 and change, and on 2 easy payments. How could you not?Note: actual products listed.QVC
"qvc" moment
THC & QVC
QVC and Chill
An invitation to watch QVC together or as a euphemism for some form of sex, either as part of a romantic partnership or as a booty call. Like Netflix and chill but for middle age people.
QVC Crack Head
Example:
I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a thousand dollars a month on crap from QVC but when she told me she returned all but $20 worth of stuff I knew she was a real QVC crack head.
I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a thousand dollars a month on crap from QVC but when she told me she returned all but $20 worth of stuff I knew she was a real QVC crack head.