stead
Slang for huge dick.
No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a
pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to
stead, because it's the same length.
STEAD
by steadytheteddy on Feb 09, 2009 05:39:07
Example:
he is STEAD
The Stead
by SteadCityKillah on Jun 22, 2009 06:20:50
Stead
by NeoXYZ on Sep 17, 2009 20:58:59
Example:
Q: Do you have a
stead?
A:
Yes, My stead is
XYZ.
Stead
by Mzfxfxdcbcvv on Jun 17, 2021 21:16:55
Stead
by T-Jayzel on Apr 15, 2005 14:53:43
Da Stead
by Pop$ on May 12, 2005 09:11:52
Example:
I'm from Da Stead
nigga
jonny stead
by shaun ey on Feb 18, 2010 08:24:12
Stead (vt)
by Guess who on Nov 28, 2003 23:40:47
1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely
bugger all other than circulating funny emails
2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand
imbibing cheap
merlot.
Example:
1)I think I'll
Stead today
2) I'm having a
steady sort of day today. Got any
nurofen?
Stead-Pollard Rating
by Anonymous Co. on Oct 26, 2011 13:36:19
This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to
frigid < 1)
9.
Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical
Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Example:
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile =
0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "
thats good enough for me!"