Red Balls

Cocaine in a can baby!



red balls
A skit on the popular Chapelle's show

"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"

Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
Example:
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"


red balls
1. Cocaine in a can as seen on Chappelle's Show.

2. Red Bull + Bawls. A great combonation loaded with caffeine.
Example:
1. Red Balls Got Me!

2. Man I drank some Red Balls/Bawls and I couldn't fall asleep until 7a.m.


red balls
Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.
Example:
Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.


red ball
The act of tearing a small slit in a fire, or hot sauce packet from taco bell, and placing it under the toilette seat so when the next person sits down it squirts out on their balls.
Example:
I thought it would be a funny prank to red ball my room mate.


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