red balling

used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode



red balling
having sex so frantic and hard that your balls turn red from the constant slapping.
Example:
"Dude I so hooked up with that chick from last night"
"How was it man?"
"Dude I was Red Balling"
"Nasty!!!"


red balls
A skit on the popular Chapelle's show

"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"

Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
Example:
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"


red balls
Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.
Example:
Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.


red ball
The act of tearing a small slit in a fire, or hot sauce packet from taco bell, and placing it under the toilette seat so when the next person sits down it squirts out on their balls.
Example:
I thought it would be a funny prank to red ball my room mate.


Latest Searches

Gerrick, Scottish Inventions, Cj so cool, Redneck Yacht Club, bedpost, luke corm, luckas, Franglish R, Jinder, running a mile, yarbrough, high jacked, Sexual assault, hornely, Docter Octogonapus, domeless wonderboy, wiz, citations, Thomo, horn dog, Bieber Fever, platonic ship, birthday cake, Chav dog, Apexi, brotherly love, FUJie, Psionics, gay butt sex, Swiss Colony, Sugar High, statist, broganism, lika, the laundry, the uninvited, boyfriend material, Yhetti, Ghetto White girl, Louisha, Lazy ass, Schmirnoff, lactose, battle whore, nasty nut, Biomom, my ex-boyfriend, funkee, osama bin laden, Upton, bloomington, Road runner syndrome, Pajama Party, the jelly donut, unreachable visual, Davinia, TEB, Fuck Me Up, plastic straw, Ruckus, Kiss my fucking ass, hulkamaniacal, Catapillar, The SeaWorld, Etchy, Daytons, goat milk pie, OH FUCK YEAH, GET NAE NAED KID, Doom patrol, Roofer, Nick name, Student Loan, hmg, eight ball, Ghislane, fake Jamaican, Switch-It, Bzpower, Shev, We Are Scientists, geeds, HALO 2, gleeful, legit shit, Unvaccinated, that dog, on route, weird ass, Richie Eddie, Kovalchuk, open back, food card, COMMI-NAZI, bow, Canyon Lake, Tx, Jevastus, rishika, Joyous, Juls, the Ultra, orgies, duddies, Pay for it, dryer lint, Fuck Red Madik Week, man, tuns, Sperm Whales, Smallpox blanketing, buying water, the burnout, Juker, bustalization, Mexican Lock Pick, The icing, Thin-Skinned, shivering, Selflessness, isacc kesling, 6th sense, Black community, rishi Mehta, sircle, cunt whore, pamped, sweater weather, FEATHERS, culinary school, sovereignist, set me head, Your Guardian Angel, metal heads, KHV, scuba tank, demon slayer, subscriber, Cowman, Suck my left one, UHF, pate, fuck him, The iceman, s-piggly wiggly, gym bro, vegas, chup-chup, Has balls, Community Property, post-emo indie rock, negotiation, never have I ever, a Smithy, the black plague, gamma rays, Mr B, the new black, Railroading, BRIAS, guggy, stix, dirty scotsman, Nandy, To me you are you, ya dun know, Nature Trail, Yesha, testicles, Hutts gaming, Luvpreet, CD BURNING KID, cock knob, campsite whore, Brenly, the slut, You know what, straight X, Santa Clause, Hyderabad Guarantee, very horny, asd, menus, Nouvelle Fag, chop-off, Conservativism, owned-face, the slides, VENUS, hot chips, South Hill, the Color Purple, t-pose, BIG POPPA, 918, daaaaa, gaylord, dryer, utter fucking shit, ass beard, portugese, red balling, yo block, Gerrick, Scottish Inventions, Cj so cool, Redneck Yacht Club, bedpost, luke corm, luckas, Franglish R, Jinder, running a mile, yarbrough, high jacked, Sexual assault, hornely, Docter Octogonapus, domeless wonderboy, wiz, citations, Thomo, horn dog, Bieber Fever, platonic ship, birthday cake, Chav dog, Apexi, brotherly love, FUJie, Psionics, gay butt sex, Swiss Colony, Sugar High, statist, broganism, lika, the laundry, the uninvited, boyfriend material, Yhetti, Ghetto White girl, Louisha, Lazy ass, Schmirnoff, lactose, battle whore, nasty nut, Biomom, my ex-boyfriend, funkee, osama bin laden, Upton, bloomington, Road runner syndrome, Pajama Party, the jelly donut, unreachable visual, Davinia, TEB, Fuck Me Up, plastic straw, Ruckus, Kiss my fucking ass, hulkamaniacal, Catapillar, The SeaWorld, Etchy, Daytons, goat milk pie, OH FUCK YEAH, GET NAE NAED KID, Doom patrol, Roofer, Nick name, Student Loan, hmg, eight ball, Ghislane, fake Jamaican, Switch-It, Bzpower, Shev, We Are Scientists, geeds, HALO 2, gleeful, legit shit, Unvaccinated, that dog, on route, weird ass, Richie Eddie, Kovalchuk, open back, food card, COMMI-NAZI, bow, Canyon Lake, Tx, Jevastus, rishika, Joyous, Juls, the Ultra, orgies, duddies, Pay for it, dryer lint, Fuck Red Madik Week, man, tuns, Sperm Whales, Smallpox blanketing, buying water, the burnout, Juker, bustalization, Mexican Lock Pick, The icing, Thin-Skinned, shivering, Selflessness, isacc kesling, 6th sense, Black community, rishi Mehta, sircle, cunt whore, pamped, sweater weather, FEATHERS, culinary school, sovereignist, set me head, Your Guardian Angel, metal heads, KHV, scuba tank, demon slayer, subscriber, Cowman, Suck my left one, UHF, pate, fuck him, The iceman, s-piggly wiggly, gym bro, vegas, chup-chup, Has balls, Community Property, post-emo indie rock, negotiation, never have I ever, a Smithy, the black plague, gamma rays, Mr B, the new black, Railroading, BRIAS, guggy, stix, dirty scotsman, Nandy, To me you are you, ya dun know, Nature Trail, Yesha, testicles, Hutts gaming, Luvpreet, CD BURNING KID, cock knob, campsite whore, Brenly, the slut, You know what, straight X, Santa Clause, Hyderabad Guarantee, very horny, asd, menus, Nouvelle Fag, chop-off, Conservativism, owned-face, the slides, VENUS, hot chips, South Hill, the Color Purple, t-pose, BIG POPPA, 918, daaaaa, gaylord, dryer, utter fucking shit,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!