Rhode Island

1. The greatest place in the world.2. The nation's greatest kept secret... the best place to party, eat, relax, most culture, and the number one place to have a generally awesome time.3. Home of New York System Weiners, Dels Lemonade, Salt and Vinegar on French Fries, Buddy Cianci, no school Fosta Glossta, and most importantly, Coffeemilk.



Rhode Island
*The smallest state in the United States also known as the "Ocean State".

*Rhode Island is located in the North-East coast. It is a part of New England.

*The founder is Roger Williams.

*Rhode Island's offical state name is "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations" which is actually the longest state name in the United States.

*People who live in Rhode Island or who come from Rhode Island are called Rhode Islanders.

*A state often forgotten about or unknown of...
Example:
Girl 1: I see you just moved here. Where are you originally from?

Girl 2: Rhode Island.

Girl 1: Where the heck is that? You use to live on an island?


Rhode Island
Example:
person 1) Ohh yeah i know her, she fucked my ex boyfriend's best friend's uncle.

person 2) I thought it was your bestfriend's friends second cousins baby daddy?

person 1) yeah exactly same shit.... that's Rhode Island for ya


Rhode Island
was the first of the orriginal 13 collonies to declare its independence, and the last to sign the declaration of Independence.

is the smallest geographically, but has the longest name: The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

Has the third (3rd) lowest obiesity rate in the country, and yet the most donut shops per capita.

a state where the "Providence" airport is really 15 miles away in a neighboring town of Warrwick.

official drink is Coffee Milk
Home of the Independent Man and of Del's Lemonade
State Bird: Rhode Island Red

on the reverse of the quarter is a yaght
and the Claiborne Pell (NewPort) Bridge, which streches between the town of Jamestown on the left and Newport on the right
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Rhode Island is the biggest little state in the Union


Rhode Island
The smallest state in the country. Not well known. It is mainly made up of Italian and Portuguese. Home to Johnston(has the highest % of italians in the country).

Capital: Providence
Pop.: Around 1,000,000
Home of the New England Mafia(still very influenced by it).Scituate, Johnston, Cranston, and providence are basically 1960 Italian neighborhoods with modern technology. We have Brooklyn/jersey accents. The rest of the towns have neutral or mass. accents. Creators of the New York system Weiner(different from a hot dog), dels lemonade, coffee milk,clams casino. Hate massholes. We're old school italians not the jersey shore kind. We have some of the best Italian food in the country. None of that fake Irish or Greek "Italian food". There's a bakery and Dunkin' Donuts on every corner. St. Joseph's day and Columbus Day have "feasts" or large celebrations organized by a local church. Everyone goes to them and fights usually break out.
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Rhode Island


Rhode Island
The smallest state where the climate will range from 0-100 between January and July. A place that shut down for almost 10 weeks now from the pandemic. And still have no sports and masks required everywhere. To sum it up, IT SUCKS.
Example:
Kid 1: “I heard you lived in Rhode Island

Kid 2: Yeah, it sucks I’m moving to Florida


Rhode Island
NOT AN ISLAND! located in the New England area, is the smallest state with the longest name (Rhode Island and providence plantations) also it has the 2nd largest population density. A nice place to grow up. Home of Del's Lemonade (where the only good kind is lemon), coffee milk, the word bubbler. Has really nice beaches, most Rhode islanders hate the tourists because they crowd our beaches. Most Rhode Islanders are characterized by being Italian and pronouncing their R's like Ah. however most people only do that when they are angry. Is really cold in winter and really hot in summer. Most popular stores in the area are Abercrombie and Hollister.
Example:
Rhode Islander:Yeah Im on vacation from Rhode Island.
Ignorant person: Duhh is that an island?
Rhode Islander:...wow you are retarded.


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