weekender

a significant other who only comes around for the weekends. you barely see them during the week. they tend to disappear when you try to make plans during the week.



weekender
A weekender is a person who often enjoys their life more than most. They usually are well off if not downright wealthy. Often times seen driving in packs of SUVs and hot convertables. SUVs of choice are the Suburban/Yukon, Range Rovers and the occasional BMW x3/5 or Ford Excursion. Weekenders Migrate momentarily around Firearms Deer Season, Christmas and then for around 4 months during the summer season when their spawn "brats", leave their private schools. Towns may grow rapidly from a population for 1500 to well over 12,000 in just a matter of days.
Weekenders often make their presence know by filling local lakes beyond capacity with boats and by letting their children raise hell.
The worst weekenders are of the Chicago and Indiana descent. These are often likely to be found in west michigan, especially anywhere within 25 inland miles of any Great Lake.
Example:
Fucking weekenders and brats ruin summer.


weekender
slang term for a powerful drug that gives a large long-lasting erection. It is said that if taken on a friday the participant will still be hard on the monday hence the term.
Example:
sunday dinner around the family table. I regretted taking the weekender


weekender
slang term used for a powerful drug that gives a large erection. it is rumoured that when taken on a friday the person is left erect till the following monday hence the term.
Example:
sunday dinner around the family table was uncomfortable. I regretted taking the weekender


weekend
The end of the work week, most commonly Friday (immediately after work) until Sunday night. Sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

As the highly anticipated weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. By Friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
Most weekends are usually spent completely high on sex, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of hell at work. By the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a Sunday night.
Example:
TZ: Man, I haven’t done a thing all day. All I can think about is this upcoming weekend!
Random Lame Coworker: Dude, its 9:15 Monday morning.. You’ve got a long way to go!


Weekenditis
What one who works a full-time job will catch at a certain point in the week where they are no longer willing to do work in anticipation to the upcoming weekend; similar to the more popular 'senioritis' often found in high schools.
Example:
On Thursday afternoon Stacy threw down her work and said "I'm done, I'm not doing anymore, I've got a severe case of weekenditis," as she strolled off to the break room for an undetermined amount of time.


Weekenders
The weekenders was a cool show on the popular TV channel Toon Disney. It is about 4 friends and how they spend their weekends (the only thing everyone looks foward to about being in school). Tino, Lor, Carver, and Tish have some wacky adventures on their weekends which include anything but school. The show hardly ever meantions school. Each episode starts Friday after school and ends Sunday.
Example:
Girl: Dude, did you see that new episode of The Weekenders? It totally rocked my world!
Guy: Yeah, I wish we had wacky adventures on the weekends!


Weekend
Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.
Example:
Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!


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