Rice University

The only school with a marching band so savage that they can lose a football game, and still leave the opponent salty.



Rice University
The REAL Harvard of the South. A highly competitive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. Rumor has it that they also go to classes. Not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, Rice University's music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.
Example:
I wish I could get into Rice University.


Rice University
Example:
Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!

Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*


Rice University
A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Example:
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!


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