Ro Sham Bo

A simple game, which can be enjoyed by children of all ages. Despite protests by feminist groups, this game has yet to accept women players.Rules:Step 1 - select who plays first. This is critical to the success of the game, as first-mover advantage is key. Any method which both players agree on can be used, eg coin toss.Step 2. Player one kicks player two as hard as possible in the nuts.Step 3. Player two, if able, kicks player one as hard as possible in the nuts.Game ends.



Ro Sham Bo
The game of rock paper and scissors but was given this cool name on Castle because they are amazing.
Example:
Beckett: "What? No ro sham bo ?

Castle: "Well, you would be at an unfair advantage, I'm pretty goo-"
Beckett: "Ugh, come on Castle, let's go."


ro-sham-bo
A game (usually to solve a dispute) where two men kick eachother in the balls as hard as they can. The first person to give up loses.
Example:
"That's my duck." "No, I'ts mine" "Fine, let's play ro-sham-bo"


ro sham bo
Rocks-paper-scissors.

Those without an social interaction other then a TV believe it is the process of kicking someone in the nuts, due to some episodes of South Park, in which Cartman tricks people into getting kicked in the nuts. The people who believe this act embodies the phrase are not only sadly mistaken, but are naive and childish to have believed a cartoon above life experience.
Example:
When walking out to a car before a going somewhere, one might shout: "Shot gun! No rank, no ro, no nothing." Thus designating that neither seniority, nor 'ro sham bo', nor anything else can squander their claim to the front passenger seat.


ro sham bo
A contest played for supreme test of wills in which two men must receive repeated kicks in their nuts.
The contest must be called out before hand whether it is Standard Ro Sham Bo or Professional Ro Sham Bo.
Example:
"We were filming a Ro Sham Bo contest yesterday between Jimmy and Blake. I thought for certain Jimmy would win seeing as how he can squat 365 lbs.! Obviously Blake knew too for he called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. I was nominated kicker!
I kicked Jimmy and Blake 33 times each, I couldn't believe it! I'd say their grandkids will be coming out cross eyed! In the end, Jimmy went down like a sack of bricks.


ro-sham-bo
A game of kicking your opponents balls to settle a dispute between two men.
Example:
My roomate Dean and I were arguing about who was supposed to do the dishes, I kicked him once and now he asks to do my dishes for me.


Professional Ro Sham Bo
Same concept as Standard Ro Sham Bo, only with anti-fraud laws/rules set in place.
1.) Both opponents must wear speedos, neither opponent is allowed to perform the actual kicks.
2.) A referee is called out who then in turn nominates kickers or one kicker. Those Kicker/Kickers must be of equal bias towards the opponents.
3.) No shoes allowed on kickers
4.) No girlie kicks
5.) What happens in Ro Sham Bo, stays in Ro Sham Bo
Example:
"Alex and I were persuaded into Ro Sham Bo last night. The spoils were $50.00."
"Did you play?"
"Yeah but I called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. In any case I lost! I did take 27 kicks before I finally went down though."


Professional Ro Sham Bo
New and improved Ro Sham Bo. It is a professional game designed to where the games can not be "set up" or involve cheating or degrees of unfairness.
The main reason pertains to the degree of unfairness. In Standard RSB two males kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing and he is the winner.
However, if one man has stronger legs than the other man, the man with stronger legs is given the advantage. Up to date this method is largely becoming illegalized and has been upgraded for the new and improved "Professional Ro Sham Bo".
(Although "Standard RSB may still sometimes be played for fun.)
In Professional RSB there is normally money or spoils at stake. Therefore Professional RSB is often mandated. Also any opponent may at anytime call out for Professional RSB and if so, must be enacted.
Rule #1) In Professional RSB also known (as Third Party Ro Sham Bo), one or more unbiased kickers must be nominated. If a biased kicker is nominated towards one of the opponents than yet another kicker must be added of equal bias to the other opponent.
The kicker must kick each opponent than step back and let the other kicker proceed for their round. And on and on in this fashion.
Rule#2) BOTH opponents must wear speedos. This is to ensure to the video taped audience/judges/spectators that there is no wearing of "cups".
Rule#3) An unbiased referee must be present to nominate kicker/kickers who must be of equal bias towards both opponents. The ref will call out the nature of the spoils, (normally money from the spectators but not always)
Rule#4) GIRLIE KICKS ARE STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
Example:
"Hey John, I'll Ro Sham Bo you for 50 bucks. There's ten people in the room and Dean said they'd all throw in $5 to watch. Dean called out that he's Ref."
"Fuck you! I'll play you but Dean's not going to be Ref, anyone but him, I don't trust you two. And we're playing Professional Ro Sham Bo or I'm out."
"Your on! Jenny's Ref then."
"Fine, Jenny, who are you nominating as Kicker?"
"I am nominating BOTH Lisa and Carrie as kickers."


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