sideburns
Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction. The name was derived from
Burnside, an
American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned
figjam.
sideburns
by Kyle E Mcpherson on Nov 02, 2005 07:51:31
Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.
Many Different Forms include:
Astroturf, Handlebars,
Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and
Naked Ladies.
Example:
Mark
Waldrop has sideburns like a
Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David
Kent's.
sideburns
by simon gardner on Sep 13, 2006 08:14:07
associated with the
hairy lip, sideburns are the
growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be
styled in various ways using TREsemme products.
sideburns
by WHSMB on Jan 12, 2009 14:25:16
Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys
grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with
these are often
single.
Example:
"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."
sideburns
by Shmelgs on Oct 29, 2007 09:15:14
sideburns
by DoUNoTylrDurden on Apr 11, 2005 12:29:23
Example:
Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats
discusting. you better have been intoxicated you
ickle slut.
Sideburns
by Tommy Wommy Womsters on Oct 14, 2003 10:40:17
sideburn
by griff on Jul 07, 2003 00:23:09
that bit of
riz that just wont
burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See
elvis
Sideburns
by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri on Feb 22, 2019 03:00:49
Example:
Person 1:
Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher
Sutton do not
concent.
Tim: Sideburns bruh
Sideburn
by TuPac Dat Joint on Apr 10, 2018 20:59:44
A side burn (not to be confused with the popular 1960s hairstyle of the same name) is a situation in which the paper on a cigarette burns more heavily or completely on one side.
It occurs most often on self-rolled and marijuana cigarettes. Side-burned cigarettes are rarely represented in the mass media. However, in underground
youth culture,
side burning is an often admonished phenomenon. Sideburns are most commonly found in student houses, or in areas that attract weed smokers. Although representations in the media are scarce, there have been mentions of ‘sideburning’ on popular Facebook pages, such as ‘
Rate My Rollie’.