sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction. The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.



sideburns
Strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one's face.

Many Different Forms include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies.
Example:
Mark Waldrop has sideburns like a Baboon, but they still aren't as bad as David Kent's.


sideburns
associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.
Example:
Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns


sideburns
Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.
Example:
"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."


sideburn
that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. See elvis
Example:
"dude, here's the lighter."
"wha?.."
"sideburn dude"


Sideburn
A side burn (not to be confused with the popular 1960s hairstyle of the same name) is a situation in which the paper on a cigarette burns more heavily or completely on one side.

It occurs most often on self-rolled and marijuana cigarettes. Side-burned cigarettes are rarely represented in the mass media. However, in underground youth culture, side burning is an often admonished phenomenon. Sideburns are most commonly found in student houses, or in areas that attract weed smokers. Although representations in the media are scarce, there have been mentions of ‘sideburning’ on popular Facebook pages, such as ‘Rate My Rollie’.
Example:
“You hardly sideburned that bai" - Stuck up prick


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