barton
v. (commonly
bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also servedOriginating in WIlson NC,
Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt
Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick.
Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
barton
by jackisasexygitmmmm on Feb 22, 2008 22:12:58
the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a
poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap,
debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children
gigidy gigidy goo
Example:
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my
daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i
reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a
coil.
Barton
by 13243546tadpole on Mar 12, 2013 11:20:03
1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But
in the end it didn't even matter.
2. Someone who is super handsome and has a
nice face but it is slightly
exotic.
Example:
"
Oh man, I am
so tired. I feel like such a Barton"
"I met
this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
Barton
by 7 Mile Massacre on Apr 15, 2006 04:53:24
1. When someone makes a grand error.
2. A very
embarassing moment.
3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a
brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and
foolishness.
Example:
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her
digging for change like a
mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.
2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.
3. He really pulled a Barton. He got
fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
Barton's
by Shidoshi on Jun 01, 2010 22:41:40
1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of
vodka that makes
Popov seem like
Grey Goose.
2. The worst brand of vodka in existence