beat the dog
A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.To masturbate (male).Similar to the following:* wank* jerk off* pull the pud* bash the bishop* choke the chicken* milk the cow* spank the monkeybeating off the dog
Example:
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
National beat your dog day
beat like a dog
who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.
Beat up BIG DOG day
Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.