Baldwin

The act of taking a duck-lipped selfie whilst dropping a deuce in a public toilet.Their is a point system involved for how many of the following factors you can pull off (so to speak):Extra points are awarded for the following:1. Finding a brushed metal stall to get a reflection of side-cheek in the selfie2. Taking the selfie during a toy hunt3. Including the toy you found in the selfie4. Bonus points if that toy is made by Hasbro5. More points if you drop a quote like, “How the mighty have fallen” when you “drop your cargo” as it wereIf all these factors can be achieved, it’s called a “Deluxe Baldwin.”



Baldwin
An instance of committing a negligent discharge with a firearm, especially when said discharge results in the death of an innocent person. coined by a commenter on youtube after the infamous shooting of an innocent woman by Alec Baldwin on the set of the movie "Rust". The complete phrase is "pulling a Baldwin."
Example:
Hey watch out! Don't play with that gun like that before you pull a Baldwin!


Baldwin
a fat cocoa puff that eats calories for a living and drinks melted butter for a living. He does rituals naked in the woods with cheezdoodle wrappers as his clothing and when the ritual is complete he will turn into his true form CLEVELAND BROWN JR
Example:
*walks into store*

jerry:BALDWIN STOOOP

*Baldwin proceeds to eat all fucking chicken nuggets in history*

Baldwin:gO aWaY!!!!!!!


Baldwin
A really hot guy. He is usually date-able, and it raises your social status if you go out with him.
Example:
"He is such a Baldwin!"


Baldwin
A town in western Michigan next to "ludington"
This town was legally placed as the poorest county in the whole state of Michigan. 3 stores each 5 miles apart. K-hill, wonderful apartments that work like vending machines for drugs. And 2 prisons! Come to lovely lake county. Where your children will pretend to be black and be in a "gang". And your daughters will be thots. - Baldwin ❤
Example:
Baldwin? Where is that?

Exactly.


Baldwin
A very, very, super duper fit male, the definition of Hot. Probably quite rugged and toned, and smells good. A bold one too. Basically, an irresistible angel from heaven. Perfection
Example:
Jemima, what did he look like?
Oh, he looked alright, blonde, tall, good hair... alright I guess...
Alright? Oh Mima, I know you think he looked awful, didn't he?
Alright, (blushing), he's kind of a Baldwin...
Ah so he did look pretty Awful...

Stop it Zara, you're making me blush!


Baldwin
Baldwin is Zarar’s best friend and together they are the hottest couple of best friends ever. Baldwin is characterized by his spiky hair and amazing jawline. Zarar and Baldwin together get all the girls.
Example:
Damn they wish they were like Zarar and Baldwin


Baldwin
A person who punches things as a reaction to getting mad over something out of their control.
Example:
Person 1: "Did you hear that guy punched a mailbox and broke his knuckle because he got mad at something silly?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy is such a Baldwin!"


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