Example:
- Hold it Jane and unpack your car this moment! You can never leave me!
- Watch me. (starts engine and begins to drive away)
- You're a quitter! you're a deserter to our family!
- You always were a misogynist asshole. "You are the weakest link" Jack, goodbye. (rolls up window and drives away)

One day soldier Joe woke up and saw that it is insane to win hearts and minds by throwing small metal pebbles with his boomstick at people whom he never met before, or threatening them to do so. For that he was convicted of being deserter and eventually shot dead by firing squad. He died happy man for he knew he saved his soul by not committing to more insanity.

Witold Pilecki, a WW2 hero, he decided to send intel to allies about what nazi germany was doing at concentration camps. He decided on his own to get caught to one of most notorious and infamous Auschwitz death camp. He reported from there horrors of war. However allies were doing nothing, so he escaped it and joined the Warsaw Uprising. After the end of the war he became a well known war-hero. However when Poland became a Soviet occupied territory, he reported crimes of stalinism for countries of the free world. For that he got arrested as a deserter and traitor and sentenced to death three times. His name was removed from history books up until the fall of communism in Poland.

Example:
"Wheres John?!!?"
"Oh he pulled an Acidmoon and went home."
"same old deserter John, no surprise there"

Example:
it hasn't rained in forever! If it doesn't rain soon, the whole town will become desertous!

Example:
The punishment for being a deserter is death.
renegade, defector, and traitor

Example:
The Sahara Desert
The Gobi Desert
The Barren Desert of the ugly chick's vagina.

Example:
man1: Man why is Arizona so dry af
man2: Because its a desert

Example:
Boy 1: Why is that when I think of a desert, I think of Australia.

Boy 2: Because most of the beautiful desert landmarks are found in Australia, buddy. :D

Example:
"How you get to the desert?"

"Take the E or the 7 train"

Example:
Teacher: "And where did you find this information for your essay?"

Student: "The Desert"