SEAGULL Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

SEAGULL

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

Seagul

by TheGoods on Feb 22, 2014 21:02:50

Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!

Example:
1. Did you seagul that chic
2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling

Seagull

by FormerCarGuy on Sep 27, 2018 21:18:18

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Example:
Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

Seagulling

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey on Mar 21, 2006 02:32:28

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

Example:
I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

Seagulled

by Simon Young on Mar 24, 2008 03:34:36

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Example:
Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

seagull

by squirrelicia on Feb 28, 2006 12:29:24

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Example:
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

Seagull

by AndyJ on Oct 06, 2005 16:19:59

A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.

Example:
A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.

Seagull

by seagullsrgross on Mar 31, 2010 08:50:02

An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.

Example:
Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!

seagull

by joewwww on May 27, 2008 05:51:53

also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.

Example:
i seagulled him right on the back of the head

seagullizing

by sometimes dangerous on Apr 02, 2009 12:18:19

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.

Example:
Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

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