seagulling Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

seagulling

by brotherinspirit on Sep 08, 2008 23:58:09

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.

Example:
Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4

seagulling

by redvynal on Jul 17, 2003 18:05:54

seagulled

Example:
to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled

seagulling

by Evan4401 on Oct 09, 2010 21:00:38

to cum into your hand then chuck it at someone, like bird shit
also, if a couple are dogging, or just having sex in a car you wank onto the car so it looks like birds have shit on the car

Example:
i seagulled this guy once, he was not amused but i enjoy seagulling

seagulling

by TLO Smudge on Apr 27, 2004 06:53:23

To spaff on someone from a great height, usually from a tall building.

Example:
She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a hot monocle as well as a good seagulling

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by Thom Dixon on Jun 24, 2005 21:52:07

When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in.

Example:
"Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling"

seagulling

by l.salvona on Feb 22, 2011 16:49:07

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

Example:
dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

seagulling

by Beatbox3r_boy on Mar 09, 2006 04:48:40

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network

Example:
come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo

(seagulling)

seagulling

by Måtte on Oct 27, 2003 22:18:04

Metaphor describing US executive visiting European subsidiary.

Imagine walking on a beach. The sun is shining and everything is nice and quiet.
Suddenly a flock of seagulls appear. They scream a lot and shit all over the place.
After a while they fly away and everything is quiet again.

Example:

seagulling

by baggachipz on Apr 01, 2004 00:35:50

When a bar is about to close and you haven't got anyone to hook up with yet, you fly around the place and pick up some scraps to bring home.

Example:
"Dude man dude, I haven't met anyone tonight. I'm not going home alone though, time to go seagulling."

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