Inflating your cock
When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.
Example:
Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"
Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"
yanking your cock
Example:
Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."
Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."
soften your cock
When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.
Example:
that will soften your cock.
that will soften your cock.
Throw your cock
stroking your cock
A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.
Example:
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.
Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.
Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
honk your cock
Example:
I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock
I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock
Jerking your cock
Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Example:
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
shut your cock
Example:
"I'm not talking to you mate, shut your fucking cock."
"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."
"I'm not talking to you mate, shut your fucking cock."
"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."