STICKY KEYS

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt. 2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people



Sticky Keys
Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.
Example:
You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !


sticky keys
When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.
Example:
Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.


sticky keys
the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Example:
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...


sticky keys
when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook
Example:
I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys


Sticky Keys
Press shift 5 times to activate.
It is supposed to allow you to use either SHIFT, CTRL, ALT and the Windows logo by pressing one key, but people I know refer it to some awesome joke, as they yell "STICKYKEYS!" in random places and at random times.
Example:
Sticky Keys Guy: "WOOOOOOT STICKYKEYS!"
Random person: "Um, hi?"
Sticky Keys Guy: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Random Person: "Hello?
Sticky Keys Guy: "I LOOOOOVE STIIIICKYKEEEEEYS"
Random Person: "Sigh..."


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