Jersey Shortcut
by Mr. NJ on Jun 30, 2010 09:34:25
Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “
swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “
CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to
make a move and potentially steal the girl away.
Example:
Example:
Rob – Yo, check out those 2
broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.
Derek – Yea? …well then
make moves son!
Rob – I got this.
Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?
Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)
Derek – (
Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)
Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
Shortcut Shame
by PDizzleThe3rd on Jun 28, 2011 20:22:48
The act of taking an apparent
shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious
shortcut shame.
Invented in
Pompey in 2011.
Example:
Johnny took the shortcut to avoid the
traffic lights except he came to the
junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. Tommy turns to him and says "wasteman that was some serious
shortcut shame"
Hypotenuse Shortcut
by Figa Hunter on Nov 08, 2013 01:50:15
Noun
A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the
midst of travel (usually on foot) as said
traveler walks along the "
hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.
Example:
Eric: How do we get to
McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down
Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a
hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?
Joel's Shortcut
by sparky winsor on Feb 20, 2005 12:49:18
In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in
geometry (which are useless and
a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the
universal answer too all.
Example:
If a =
b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1,
then what does
FISH = ?
FISH = Joel's Shortcut of course
tijuana shortcut
by Travasaurus on Sep 17, 2013 10:50:48
A
Tijuana shortcut is when a person or persons try to get extremely drunk very quickly by taking many shots of
tequila in a short amount of time but instead of getting drunk, skip straight to being completely wasted and
passing out.