alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.



alot
A common way to spell "a lot" that lots of people don't know is incorrect.
Example:
Me: I have alot of friends
Grammar Nazi 1: You don't have *a lot of friends.
Grammar Nazi 2: You don't have *any friends.


alot
The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".
Example:
When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:

"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."


alot
Alot, contracting two words can save alot of time.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.
Example:
Allot and alot have two different meanings.


alot
The CORRECT form of the term meaning "a large amount" of something. "A lot" (as 2 words) means "a large empty piece of land" as in "a lot for used cars."
Example:
"I have alot of friends" means "I have a large number of friends," whereas "I have a lot of friends" means that your buddies are outside standing around in a big empty piece of land, looking like idiots!


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