Samoas

samoa is a pacific island nation. formerly a british and then german colony, new zealand took control after WWI. the samoans, traditionally a reseliant people, despised new zealand control, and in the style of gandhi, used non-violence to eventually win independence. to americans, samoa is known for producing a number of football offensive and defensive lineman.



Samoa
n. The best cookie that the girl scouts sell.
Ingredients: Crispy cookie, chocolate, caramel, coconut.

Example:
Girlscout: Would you like to buy some cookies?

Me: Sure, I'll take two boxes of Samoas please.

Girlscout: I'm sorry we're all out of Samoas. The only kind we have available are Thanks-A-Lot's.

Me: Thanks-A-Lot's!? What the fuck are Thanks-A-Lot's!? No one wants that shit!


Samoa
A single word used to ask for additional helpings of food. Usage was so prominent throughout multiple generations, that an entire culture was built around a group of individuals that want "Samoa" food.
Example:
Man 1: Hey Fa'kele did you already eat?

Man 2: Yeah. But can I have Samoa?


Samoa Joe
To perform an outstanding feat that requires equal parts stamina and obesity.
Example:
After eating shrimp for two hours straight, Super China Buffet management had me escorted from the restaurant. I Samoa Joed that joint!


American Samoa
A small group of islands in the Pacific aquired by American in a pact with Germany. No one really knows exactly where it is, who lives there, what language the locals origanlly spoke before we showed up or that the capital is Pago Pago. The only time anyone pays attention to it is when some one is doing a special on sweat shops because apparently that's what drives it's economy.
Example:
American Samoa, this time on National Geographic.


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