National Geographic
1) An ethnocentric magazine that puts Western society on the same level as God.2) Softcore porn.National Geographics
national geographic titties
Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
Example:
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
National Geographic nipples
N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.
national geographic tits
The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Example:
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
National Geographic Tits
Banana or flapjack shaped titties with nipples pointing straight down. Originated from too many national geographic pictures of 3rd world indiginous women who dont have bras.
Example:
Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?
Did you see the newest nat geo magazine? The one with the National Geographic Tits on the cover?
National Geographic Moment
When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.
Example:
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.
Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!
Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.
Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!
national geographic effect
The desensitizing effect of seeing brown skinned women naked in the magazine. Naked black chicks do nothing for you compared to blonds.
Example:
Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.
Yeah, she might be cute to some guy but it's like I've seen her before. It's the National Geographic Effect, man.