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Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncreditedAkiva Schaffer
A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Example:
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"
Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"
Ryan:"Yeah!"
Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"
Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"
Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"
Ryan:"Yeah!"
Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"
Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
Jon Schaffer
Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.
Schaffer Neck
Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
Example:
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
paul schaffer
is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.
the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'
Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'
the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'
Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'
Example:
"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"
"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"
"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"
"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"
Gage Schaffer
Gage Schaffer is the name given to an incredibly god-like man. He who bears this name will not need to worry about life, everything will come to him simply because of the name. Women, money, luck, friends, etc. No matter what, the rare amount of people with this name wont need to worry about life because life will cater to his every need.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
Guy 1: Dude that's Gage Schaffer over there isn't it?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.. better let him have sex with my girlfriend while I make him supper and light his cigarette when they are done.
Guy 1: Yep.. dude has got it made..
caleb schaffer
A hot guy with a massive cock named shawn. Best fortnite player in the world. Takes no Ls. Nick name Is leb and he is not a FN
Kelly Schaffer
a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her
Kyler Schaffer
Kyler schaffer is the sexiest man alive, but with looks comes consequences. he will probably date at least 3 girls that are your friends. He is SUPER hot and he knows how to be a good listener, they usually have brown/black hair with brown eyes. He will probably commit a few crimes but you cant help but miss him while hes serving jail time. He usually likes blonde girls so you better watch out. He will probably be a good human being and if you brek his heart it will tear YOU apart because not to have on is a horrible thing.