RIGHT NOW

mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.



barely right now
Mexican way of saying "right now", with an adverb thrown in for no apparent reason. "Barely" is used often among hispanics in this totally random, nonsensical way. "Hardly" sometimes replaces barely.
Example:
"When is Sancho coming over?" "Barely right now."

"I barely told you to go to Walmart, Papi"


Mr. Right Now
All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
Example:
girl: my boyfriend just left me can we hang out
Mr. Right Now: sure, anytime.


Lost right now
A term a homosexual man might refer to himself as when extremely sexually aroused. Typically, the man is also unable to satisfy said sexual desires, so much that he will begin humping random objects or friends.
Example:
Jakob: "Man, I'm so lost right now. " *Begins making love to wall*
Jakob II: "Dude, everyone can see you. You can have gay butt sex later, okay?"


Right now?.... Like that?
An expression of confused disbelief and bewilderment about a question or task being asked of you.

Synonymous include "are you fucking kidding me? " and "what the hell?"
Example:
Hey honey. I've been drinking all day in the sun and I look really good right now with my leg on the toilet, in these sunglasses, without my shirt on. Will you take a picture of me?"

Right now?.... Like that?


I SAID RIGHT NOW
an angry ass phrase you yell when you want someone to do something RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
the sentence prior must have contained right now
originated from the Need For Speed: Heat trailer, and made popular by it's comment section
Example:
friend: hey i need you to get these papers right now

me: its fuck-you friday bud, fuck you.

friend: I SAID RIGHT NOW


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