a DeRp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"



Derping
Coughing while at the same time being scared
Example:
I was Derping


DeRp
The contemporary DNC and GOP parties are one party. the DeRps.

Ignore what they say, watch what they do!

Your common DeRp wants government spending and lots of it. DeRps don't care if they have to borrow it's only important that all of their choice interest groups (hobbies) are fed at the end of the day. The only difference between the DNC and the GOP is what the spending goes toward. They're consumers just like generation x women and no one takes their men seriously. The generation x women wear the pants in the DeRp house and they represent the marginal power of the DeRp vote.

If you're into programmed reality TV shows, the DeRps offer a lot of sibling rivalry intrigue for your interactive enjoyment.
Example:
Of, consisting of, or supported by members of two parties, especially two major political parties: a DeRp resolution.

Bipartisan is a code-word for “the kids are playing nice together.”


Derpes
A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Example:
Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol


Derpes
1. An internetly transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:

- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D

How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
Example:
Anonymous: We owned him. Derp.

Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.

Anonymous: Nice name . Derp

Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.

Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu


Latest Searches

Two and a Half Men, kickflip, Splashy, jerkwad, Man of the Year, pine apple, emotional fuck, ANTONII, teas, Hids, on fish, fitna, need to know, urus, Self-Report, Airforce, Pokéfans, All my days, a legend, Faqqing, One day at a time, va-j-j, homographer, crisscrossed, Francis Bean Cobain, smile awhile, GF, literal legend, juste, knickknack, Brittney, Eowyn, Rick Wright, Onii-Sama, mel, ground zero, Yes I am, Exay, Nae Nae, the CHAZ, Used, Jesus, Multiplicity, lunch date, sad girl summer, won the Lottery, Interstella 5555, full length, Caged, brb, bob cut, pma, thrilled, Sweeney Todd, Joe Jonas, dressed, That kid, RIGHT NOW, express, well set, in a row, Columbine, point out, domestic violence, The savannah, Clanton, Bridgeport, Without Me, The steve, Soffit, mall rock, driver, sour grapes, MISSION, restructuring, Sereno, The McCluskey Slice, bee, Key lime, cora, Kenny Mccormick, the 0_0 meal, Fart Tip, coronado, on the side, Buchan, gse, IPhone 7, benni, Experts say, bug on, canna, got schlonged, particular, bringer, Lady Jane, popinjay, kra, 9th of November, hate on, modern rock, OwnagePranks, hanging out, child molestation, Costa Rican Goggles, Artillery, Christopher Meloni, Hot Potato, egg on my face, tuya, White Sox Hat, RED HEADED WHITE GUY, factory, spouting, careerist, shagging, Dan Smith, The best sushi, best band, Face like a Brexiter, prairie dogging, ce la vie, Four Loko, do the thing, yikes, Tons of fun, Conservapedia, a small dick, warm eyes, trained, flocking, puffed, horses, Grim reaper, Soulja Boy Tellem, cold brew panic poop, in Africa, Cluck Cluck, a sheep, needles, pre-revolutionize, Along with, Supreme BeJrooOOming, Especially Heinous, Nicknameable, broadcasted, Soo soo, Gucci down, Receive it, Meticulous, graph whore, Mental Retard, doosh, kennett, This girl, stowing, Big Boy Shorts, Corde, grow a pair, the special, Vidar, Collegiate School, with the quickness, slip away, pokey, Second Reality, SLIGGITY SLUMPED, science teacher, Child , This is Spinal Tap, extracting the urine, KAppiness, worded, Blue Whaler, Angy, Xiangsheng, ponse, rug rats, sexuals, LGBTQ, YES, cut the riffle, Elyon, Contact Juggling, primary color, rolls, eat a Meme, turned, do the work, Flynt Flossy, are you ready to le, Hand of Blood, Gulch, Look at, clitorus, dirty dump, Bristol, a goth, public toilet bingo, runabout, a DeRp, pickle balls, Two and a Half Men, kickflip, Splashy, jerkwad, Man of the Year, pine apple, emotional fuck, ANTONII, teas, Hids, on fish, fitna, need to know, urus, Self-Report, Airforce, Pokéfans, All my days, a legend, Faqqing, One day at a time, va-j-j, homographer, crisscrossed, Francis Bean Cobain, smile awhile, GF, literal legend, juste, knickknack, Brittney, Eowyn, Rick Wright, Onii-Sama, mel, ground zero, Yes I am, Exay, Nae Nae, the CHAZ, Used, Jesus, Multiplicity, lunch date, sad girl summer, won the Lottery, Interstella 5555, full length, Caged, brb, bob cut, pma, thrilled, Sweeney Todd, Joe Jonas, dressed, That kid, RIGHT NOW, express, well set, in a row, Columbine, point out, domestic violence, The savannah, Clanton, Bridgeport, Without Me, The steve, Soffit, mall rock, driver, sour grapes, MISSION, restructuring, Sereno, The McCluskey Slice, bee, Key lime, cora, Kenny Mccormick, the 0_0 meal, Fart Tip, coronado, on the side, Buchan, gse, IPhone 7, benni, Experts say, bug on, canna, got schlonged, particular, bringer, Lady Jane, popinjay, kra, 9th of November, hate on, modern rock, OwnagePranks, hanging out, child molestation, Costa Rican Goggles, Artillery, Christopher Meloni, Hot Potato, egg on my face, tuya, White Sox Hat, RED HEADED WHITE GUY, factory, spouting, careerist, shagging, Dan Smith, The best sushi, best band, Face like a Brexiter, prairie dogging, ce la vie, Four Loko, do the thing, yikes, Tons of fun, Conservapedia, a small dick, warm eyes, trained, flocking, puffed, horses, Grim reaper, Soulja Boy Tellem, cold brew panic poop, in Africa, Cluck Cluck, a sheep, needles, pre-revolutionize, Along with, Supreme BeJrooOOming, Especially Heinous, Nicknameable, broadcasted, Soo soo, Gucci down, Receive it, Meticulous, graph whore, Mental Retard, doosh, kennett, This girl, stowing, Big Boy Shorts, Corde, grow a pair, the special, Vidar, Collegiate School, with the quickness, slip away, pokey, Second Reality, SLIGGITY SLUMPED, science teacher, Child , This is Spinal Tap, extracting the urine, KAppiness, worded, Blue Whaler, Angy, Xiangsheng, ponse, rug rats, sexuals, LGBTQ, YES, cut the riffle, Elyon, Contact Juggling, primary color, rolls, eat a Meme, turned, do the work, Flynt Flossy, are you ready to le, Hand of Blood, Gulch, Look at, clitorus, dirty dump, Bristol, a goth,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!