Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later



shit van winkle
Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months
Example:
I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle


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