ShamWow
1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by
Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.2)You use it
dab up spills, then
ring it dry, like magic.3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
ShamWow
by Sham_Man on Nov 22, 2009 18:58:40
When you are having sex with a wet chick and she
squirts, you
soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then
ring it out on her face.
Shamwowed
by fuzzynuts92 on Sep 15, 2009 07:04:34
A. Having produced so much sperm that only a
Shamwow cloth can
absorb it all.
B. To have
kinky sex with a hooker.
Shamwow
by DVMWOW! on Apr 01, 2009 21:48:34
Example:
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to
bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to
bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got
shamwowed!"
Shamwow
by JokaSkullz on Sep 01, 2008 12:24:02
a very good
infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to
2o times its weight in liquid,
made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
Example:
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its
made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Shamwow
by Secretsandwich on Mar 13, 2009 03:14:15
Shamwowed
by c0llister on May 03, 2009 05:53:05
Shamwow
by Piece Of Work on Feb 28, 2010 15:06:18
When a guy you thought was hot does something so
unsexy that your vagina
dries up in an instant.
The male equivalent of
anti-viagra
ShamWow!
by Skizla on Mar 31, 2009 01:37:35
Example:
"Oh no,
I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
**
ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but
Batman made it out alive.
Shamwow
by sfx-ladyj on Dec 19, 2009 04:03:05
Example:
Don't
piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!
JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?
J: Hell No!
JVB: Come on look at it!
J:
You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!