bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)



bouncing betty
A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
Example:
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.


bouncing betty
A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
Example:
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.


Bouncing Betty
When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.
Example:
Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!


bouncing betty
A booby-trap used by the NVA and VC in the Vietnam war. When a soldier tripped a wire, one of these shot up and exploded his torsoe.
Example:
He got taken out by a bouncin' betty.


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