shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months



Shit Van Winkle
When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
Example:
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"


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