Sim
(To sim, the act of simming, simmed in the past tense). The act of devoting your entire life to your first girlfriend at an early age, stopping any and all contact with all your friends, apply and almost attend college but drop your courses the week school starts in pursuit of a receptionist job at a small town insurance agency.
Example:
MAN 1: "Hey, what ever happened to Dave?"
MAN 2: "Oh Dave... yeah... Dave totally simmed out. He works for insurance now."
MAN 1: "That's a shame."
MAN 1: "Hey, what ever happened to Dave?"
MAN 2: "Oh Dave... yeah... Dave totally simmed out. He works for insurance now."
MAN 1: "That's a shame."