Sioux City
City in Iowa which is small by most standards but large by Midwest standards (100k metro).Driving though Siouxland along I-29 you will be met with: statue of chief
War Eagle, big green bridge, Missouri River, dirt cliff with houses about to crumble and fall 100+ ft, eternal construction, downtown, Floyd monument.Also called
Sewer City, because it smells disgusting thanks to the wastewater treatment facility,
slaughterhouse, and fertilizer plant, all strategically placed right next to the interstate.
Slaughterhouse was torn down a few years ago, cutting down on the swampy death scent.Home to several distinct neighborhoods across three states:-Abysmal half empty downtown (IA)-ghetto west side (IA)-ghetto riverside (IA)-semi ghetto north side (IA)-Morningside (IA)-Hamilton Heights/country club (IA)-Singing hills (IA) home to
craphole mall yet has worst traffic in town-Sergeant Bluff (IA)-South Sioux City (NE) home of large Hispanic population and recently East African immigrants-Dakota City (NE) new home of slaughterhouse-North Sioux City (SD) where you can hit the slots while buying liquor and
pumping gas at the same establishment-Dakota Dunes (SD) richest area with plenty of golfRedeeming qualities include: Missouri River, Stone State Park, Hard Rock, La Juanita’s, El Fredo’s pizza, Saturday in the Park.
Sioux City
by KCPole95 on Jul 28, 2017 10:43:05
If cancer was a physical place you could visit, this would be it. Also known as "
Sewer City" the "Dirty
Sioux" and "The Sux" among others. It's filled with methheads,
deadbeats and in the middle of fucking nowhere with literally nothing to do.
Example:
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Sioux City
Person 1: Oh,
I'm sorry to
hear that
Sioux City
by SCballa on May 05, 2008 13:33:55
Home of the Bandits (
Indoor Football), Musketeers (Hockey), and Explorers (Semi-Pro Baseball) and formerly Bombers (Basketball). Population 85,000. North Sioux City, South Dakota 2,500 and
South Sioux City Nebraska 12,000. Metro Area 100,000. Many different cultures and types of people. Nicknamed "Little Chicago" because of having a reputation for being a "dirty city". Neighborhoods include: Morningside, Greenville, Leeds, Northside, Westside, Indian Hills, Riverside. Large Spanish population. You get what you need in The Sioux, dat 712. Flight 232 Crash. Adam Moss mass murderer. Sgt. Floyd Monument, Purple f- bridge connecting South Sioux. When you visit, go to
Mavrick's Gentlemens Club. shoutout. Tyson Center. Kirk Hinrich Chicago Bulls.
Sioux City
by Anonomonophon on Aug 22, 2012 10:57:43
A place in Iowa, it is a rather big city for its state. Despite this, it is a
craphole. It literally smells like crap when you're coming in from the
Morningside area. Sometimes you will smell a skunk or see someone sleeping under a bridge. When scoping said bridge, one might even find a knife or used syringe.
Digging in your backyard in
semi-ghetto to ghetto areas is not recommended, as one may find bodies in Riverside, other parts of the West side, and the North Side.
Also, it was featured in a movie for its ability to bully the shit out of people.
South Sioux City
by SouthSioux on Feb 13, 2011 02:19:06
A town no body knows because
Sioux City is a dick and takes the credit for everything. Everyone hates each other and a place to sit on facebook all day. And talk to
Cleverbot.
Justin Beiber hates it here, so if you want to get away from him, you know where to go.
Example:
Mike- "
AHHHH!! JUSTIN IS COMING!"
Jim- "HURRY! RUN ACROSS THE WEIRD GREEN BRIDGE INTO
SOUTH SIOUX CITY! We'll
be safe at Mcdonalds!"
Sioux City Pretty
by PinkiePiePony on Aug 30, 2010 00:56:47
A person, a woman normally, that is very
plain looking, but is
deemed prettier than what she is due to the other people around her.
Example:
He said his wife was
smoking hot, but
turns out she was only Sioux City Pretty.
With all the
obese around, she came out looking really Sioux City Pretty.
Sioux City Diddler
by Dogs In A Bathtub on Mar 02, 2021 03:32:06
A
gruff voiced and masked, male sexual deviant believed to live in the
Sioux City metro area that will break into houses and masturbates adult male parties while they are sleeping. He then wakes them after climax and reportedly states, “You just got
diddled by a dude, fag” or “you like getting diddled by a man, sicko?”
Example:
Dude we should
lock the doors tonight. The Sioux City Diddler is
on the prowl again.
That guy’s creepy enough to be the Sioux City Diddler.
Sioux City Sailboat
by b-dob on Dec 09, 2009 23:50:48
A conjunction of a
robust mullet and its wearer on a skateboard or other
wheeled vehicle, usually on a very
windy day.
Example:
Steve: You're here early today,
Jethro.
Jethro: I left at the normal time, but I rode in on my Sioux City Sailboat.
Steve:
How are you going to get home. The forecast calls for almost no wind this afternoon.
Jethro: Well fuck my sister! *thinks real hard* Can you give me a lift?
Steve: No! You haven't
bathed in weeks!!