Smacker

A word for currency.Means dollars.



Smackers
An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care
Example:
"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)


smackered
When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
Example:
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"


smacker
1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Example:
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?


Latest Searches

break glass, dotcom, checking, Immaculate Reception, white girl, wave, alaskan, insta, fine as hell, nice person, Dogass, telltale, the desk, punish me, whats up, HEZ, pakis, pacies, skrim, yo nigga, femdom, misuse, deff, moved to, T-bag, funny number, Brian May, shocked, glass you, Worst place, the crib, earth, Tons of fun, kellens, two best friends, Disturbia, whinging, Conceive and leave, Shut up, workstation, no walls, result, just picked up, Stin, ASS TO ASS, rented, Kindergartener, Apples to Oranges, Strawberry Manors, assisted, glitchcore, bad break up, Catcher, nq, That Group, personal philosophy, Trevored, absolutly, that makes my life, printing, 3!, Fergalicious, fallacy, thrust, Headroom, the diamond, nukes, ti, Bill it, WE GO HARD, sunny, sq, blue and purple, Evans, The position, Dominican Republic, A nine, TOUCH ME, Foxx, A11, Elan, like annoying, middling, at the job site, wah-wah, Vh1, assumed, inbreds, Accidentional, figurative language, subjective, Youngboy, sit-upon, carpet, About It, Interweb, pooled, check, fraternal twins, Air Guitar, Kells, bottle, Yum Yum, Bluffed, RA, dwightness, dishonorable, Odds are, black-eyed, He does it for free, LTE, Not sex, Lasalle, ChoreBoy, mmmph, shorties, Oh Sh, battlemech, Ewwwwww, Directioner, Phone, like shit, snake oil, Saxony, mircea, fashionism, cock smoker, shoelaces, love games, tau, the clean up, wiktionary, Engish, put in, Corn Starch, the Misfit, dun dun, Jesus Christ, Waiter, Cleo, Homecoming, Step Four, countered, the mighty, Meet Joe Black, Live with, a bad word, Texter, Tra, worst curse word, Modena, the lasagna, normality, rap music, BADLY PACKED KEBAB, revilO, formular, CD release party, a Los, Martial Arts, yellow ball, The Climb, catchya, Mountain Dew, Roof, MIAMI, retarded fag, To lose, fucking ridiculous, rural, fragoso, howard county, Enjoying the show, Steven Hawking, dun dun dun, b7, Chi-Town, Trainer, shards, Aenima, shitty joke, Ellington, Sam Cassell, in your eyes, poop girl, zing, being killed, the Academy, eradication, PLAY ON, a Growler, tuned, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY, Bass player, common cold, surfacing, on game, disheveled, Swimmer, hermit crabs, break glass, dotcom, checking, Immaculate Reception, white girl, wave, alaskan, insta, fine as hell, nice person, Dogass, telltale, the desk, punish me, whats up, HEZ, pakis, pacies, skrim, yo nigga, femdom, misuse, deff, moved to, T-bag, funny number, Brian May, shocked, glass you, Worst place, the crib, earth, Tons of fun, kellens, two best friends, Disturbia, whinging, Conceive and leave, Shut up, workstation, no walls, result, just picked up, Stin, ASS TO ASS, rented, Kindergartener, Apples to Oranges, Strawberry Manors, assisted, glitchcore, bad break up, Catcher, nq, That Group, personal philosophy, Trevored, absolutly, that makes my life, printing, 3!, Fergalicious, fallacy, thrust, Headroom, the diamond, nukes, ti, Bill it, WE GO HARD, sunny, sq, blue and purple, Evans, The position, Dominican Republic, A nine, TOUCH ME, Foxx, A11, Elan, like annoying, middling, at the job site, wah-wah, Vh1, assumed, inbreds, Accidentional, figurative language, subjective, Youngboy, sit-upon, carpet, About It, Interweb, pooled, check, fraternal twins, Air Guitar, Kells, bottle, Yum Yum, Bluffed, RA, dwightness, dishonorable, Odds are, black-eyed, He does it for free, LTE, Not sex, Lasalle, ChoreBoy, mmmph, shorties, Oh Sh, battlemech, Ewwwwww, Directioner, Phone, like shit, snake oil, Saxony, mircea, fashionism, cock smoker, shoelaces, love games, tau, the clean up, wiktionary, Engish, put in, Corn Starch, the Misfit, dun dun, Jesus Christ, Waiter, Cleo, Homecoming, Step Four, countered, the mighty, Meet Joe Black, Live with, a bad word, Texter, Tra, worst curse word, Modena, the lasagna, normality, rap music, BADLY PACKED KEBAB, revilO, formular, CD release party, a Los, Martial Arts, yellow ball, The Climb, catchya, Mountain Dew, Roof, MIAMI, retarded fag, To lose, fucking ridiculous, rural, fragoso, howard county, Enjoying the show, Steven Hawking, dun dun dun, b7, Chi-Town, Trainer, shards, Aenima, shitty joke, Ellington, Sam Cassell, in your eyes, poop girl, zing, being killed, the Academy, eradication, PLAY ON, a Growler, tuned, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY, Bass player, common cold, surfacing, on game, disheveled, Swimmer, hermit crabs,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!