Smirnoff Ice's
A
malted beverage (hence not a vodka like other Smirnoff products) that one is forced to drink when presented, usually in some ceremonious fashion at a
large gathering, in an act called "Icing." When iced, the drinker is required to get on one knee and chug the entire bottle, despite occasional
jeers, jokes, discouragement and/or encouragement from onlookers.
smirnoff ice
by TM on Sep 09, 2004 12:59:28
Example:
Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking
Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well
at least I'm not going to pass out and get
teabagged.
20 Minutes later...
Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.
Smirnoff ice
by The-Truth873405705 on Aug 06, 2011 15:41:52
Contrary to the other
listed definitions , is not a
bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better.
Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.
Example:
Scenario 1
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS
4.2% ALC AND
SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking
Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff?
Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
Smirnoff Ice
by molly on Dec 17, 2003 07:38:20
Smirnoff Ice
by lovesmesumcake on Jan 14, 2009 15:02:12
An alcoholic drink made by the
Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of
flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around
10-20 proof).
Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.
The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit
sweeter.
Smirnoff Ice
by boowoo on Nov 02, 2003 05:16:23
Smirnoff Ice
by Nick D on Oct 29, 2003 20:55:45
Example:
Jon is such a bitch.
Word on the street is that he plays
quarters with Smirnoff Ice and
bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
smirnoff ice
by Olaf The Fartblaster on Sep 12, 2007 00:05:34
Crappy
premium malt beverage. Tastes like a can of
Sprite that somebody took a piss in.
Smirnoff ice
by Kieth 🍺🍺🏴🏴 on Oct 19, 2021 04:20:32
Example:
American: wow dude I got totally “
iced” last night
Brit: what are you on about
American: you know
Smirnoff Ice
Brit:
ah you mean a fruit shoot
smirnoff ice drinker
by Anonymous on Oct 03, 2002 11:54:21