Hancock

The act of screwing an aquantance over for financial gain. Hancocking usually happens when the offender is shady in terms of finances.



Hancock
Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:

-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises

-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)

A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy or two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex
Example:
*out on the 'town'

Where has Binky gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?

Mate i saw them leave a while ago, not alone...

Oh right...they've pulled a Hancock ;)


Hancock
Being forced to wait an inordinate amout of time when on a strict schedule concerning consumption of any kind.
Example:
Dave: "Dude, are you coming to lunch or what!!??"

Dillon: "Can you wait for like, 10 or 12 more minutes? I got Hancocked again with this crap..."

--or--

"This Hancocking is getting out of hand! Every time we invite you to get a beer after work you show up as we're leaving. WTF man?"


Hancock
(1) A drunk superhero

(2) Completing a difficult or physically challenging task or set of tasks while intoxicated
Example:
The guy finished off a 12-pack of Bud then proceeded to light himself on fire and jump off the roof into the pool. Holy Hancock!


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