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Spruce Grove

This is the shittest "City" known to man. They set up a little carnival in the Safeway parking lot every year that no one even knows about, it has two rides and a lemonade stand. This City is full of E-tards and stoners. Also full of wannabe "Scene/Emo" kids that like cutting themselves and smoking drugs. The Spruce Composite High school is full of fuck faces and useless tits that fail in life, also full of sluts that have one night stands and get pregnant. Congrats Spruce Grove, you've made a good impression on your citizens of the City. Atta be Champ. Oh, and their little, tiny and crappy mall consisting of a food stand and five clothing stores that only sell my grandmothers clothing, job well done. Oh yes, and Children.. The Tri Leisure Center has dead bodies at the bottom of the deep end. Stay away.

Spruce Grove

by YouWishYouKnewWhoIIs on Jun 21, 2011 13:06:32

A crap hole of a town. Filled with tons of trailer parks and convicted rapists. 20 minutes away from Alberta's capital Edmonton, it's only claim to fame is the "Tri Leisure Centre", which was set up to prevent the already growing population from getting any larger. It's once-a-year fun time is a crappy little carnival set up in the parking lot of the Safeway. Town attractions include the bountiful supply of meth addicts and the always accessible ecstasy, weed, and beer for minors. Also memorable due to it's shitty gymnastics club, Aerial's, which is so old that they can't even afford to heat it properly because it's not worth it, and whose owners want to spend a whopping 6 million dollars of tax payers money to build a brand new building, just for them. Also cluttered with some really stunning schools; Woodhaven, a school for the academically challenged, Greystone, known for it overwhelming record of drug busts, and let's not forget the beloved Spruce Grove Composite High School, which is so old that nearly everyone in town is terrified that it's going to collapse on any given day, so torn up and wrecked that no one likes going to school there, and even the teachers hate it. Even better, some of the school policies include an insanely strict dress code, and a rule that there are absolutely no cell-phones allowed.

Example:
1. "Let's go check out that school, what was it called again?" "That's Spruce Grove Composite High School, careful, all the students are drunk" *wasted student walks out in front of car "Told you so."
2. "This town is so quaint, let's stop and..." "NO. Someone will be trying to sell you drugs within seconds."
3. "Let's go hang out at my place." "Aww, do we have to go help your brother cook his meth again?"

spruce grove composite high school

by The only living student on Feb 18, 2014 15:48:41

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.

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