lapdog

a suck up, ass kisser, brown noser



LAPDOG
A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.
Example:
GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."


Lapdog
Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool
Example:
'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'


Lapdog Coach
A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.
Example:
"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."


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