FU-DAMN-ASS
by The Sexman on Jan 31, 2009 11:34:53
A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together
usefull when
infuriated to the point of saying made up and
giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster
Example:
Dude1:
Uh...you
forgot your
books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!
Ass Damn
by Bootface on Jul 13, 2006 00:37:53
A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/
absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as
dysentery, swamp ass and
hershey squirts.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
Example:
A wad of
soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys,
cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.