no contest
Usually used when
comparing things in a funny way.One item is so
vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.Or that both items are equal and therefore the
funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.
contesting
by mauncc on Aug 16, 2018 20:44:03
Example:
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to
coming back"
BlackThunder: "Because I
would've died, idiot!"
MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us
time by contesting the point!"
The Contest
by snafoolery on Apr 05, 2009 00:15:01
contest
by ᴄ on Aug 14, 2019 01:46:03
The Contest
by Scrambles The Death Dealer on Aug 21, 2008 10:48:41
A game in which participants must look up the most
horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely
shattered.
The Contest
by BixbySnyder69 on May 11, 2021 18:28:57
pissing contest
by Old Polecat on Jan 16, 2009 07:38:40
Example:
Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "
Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "
No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.
Pete: "Man! That's one
helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."
skid contest
by The Sub on Mar 02, 2005 14:20:47
The result of tailgating. The driver who is being
tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook
the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up
skidding further.
Example:
Hmm, that guy is still riding up my
tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *
slam* *screeeech*
backspace contest
by Kurt the flirt on Jan 26, 2012 08:47:29
When to people are
typing in a chat at the same time, and both
backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the
slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.
Example:
Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that
naught stuff was great.
Jane103:
I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...
(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the
other one has to say.
fucktard contest
by Led Zeppole on Nov 08, 2003 23:05:06