TURD

“Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder”A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:* Member of the Democratic Party* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree* Living in a metro area* Massive student debt* Spotty/non-existent work history*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway*Religious devotion to smoking pot*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims



Turd

by Ian De La Rosa on Sep 21, 2013 05:23:04

A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
Example:
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."


Turd

by Hugh G Rection on Sep 18, 2003 03:01:26

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
Example:
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet


turdness

by Reggie Bush Heisman on Nov 20, 2015 14:48:54

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.
Example:
The turdness of it all.


Turd

by SlopNChop on Mar 23, 2017 00:37:56

A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell
Example:
Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!


Turd

by Jimmy Blog on Mar 17, 2008 22:23:32

A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.
Example:
This turd's doesn't want to leave!


turd

by man on Oct 31, 2004 02:38:45

Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
Example:
Dude, quit being a turd.


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