turding
A popular sport in the east of England.
Turding involves
visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a
turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
turding
by rusrsrn on Jul 28, 2020 15:42:10
The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/
chores) so that your long
absence doesn't give away the fact that you were
pooping.
Turd
by Ian De La Rosa on Sep 21, 2013 05:23:04
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.
Nine out of ten times, your
first impressions of them were right on.
There is an old
Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not
come clean.”
This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
Example:
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt,
khaki slacks and
mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one
fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
Turd
by Hugh G Rection on Sep 18, 2003 03:01:26
Example:
From a country-and-western song: All she
left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished
Pink Floyd song:
All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
turdness
by Reggie Bush Heisman on Nov 20, 2015 14:48:54
A word describing
the shape of an object similar to the shape of a
turd.
Example:
The turdness of it all.
turd
by lebanesedickbutt on Mar 24, 2015 14:08:45
Turding
by le turd on Jul 23, 2019 11:36:35
Turd
by SlopNChop on Mar 23, 2017 00:37:56
A
pasty waste shaped like
a log and released from the anus that usually creates a
horrific smell
Example:
Chad : Oh
Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was
probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can
linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!
Turding
by Mattysgurl on Mar 17, 2020 08:05:38
Turd
by Jimmy Blog on Mar 17, 2008 22:23:32
A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the
sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long
lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly,
uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.