Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.



take my talents to South Beach
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Example:
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.


Take my talents to South Beach
Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Example:
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.


taking my talents to south beach
A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
Example:
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.


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