Tapatio

Someone from Guadalajara, Jalisco. Contrary to the other posts, this does NOT encompass those from the entire state, only from this city.



Tapatio
The best hot sauce in the world. No other hot sauces come close broskis.
Example:
"Yo, Cid this Tapatio is actually amazing!" "I know right, I put it on everything Im so dumb for not doing it earlier I should have listened to this amazing girl who told me to."


Tapatio
A very very good looking male/female. Someone who is extremely HOT!
Example:
"OMG!!! Do you see that tapatio across the street?!??"

"Look....Look....Look.....there's a tapatio to your left!!"

This occurs in Hawaii when all the dudes are shirtless and all the chicks are in little bikinis ALL year round. There are Tapatios EVERYWHERE!


Tapatio
Noun. An attractiVe male who is someone’s uncle. A double entendre referencing firstly, the “hotness” of the sauce itself. Secondly playing off the break down the word; “tap” (as in to tap that) and “tio” (Spanish for uncle).

Adj. To describe anyone that is hot but kind of basic.
Example:
N. Look at Vinny playing with his niece. He’s such a tapatio.

Adj. Did you see that chick in the cut off Zeppelin tee? So hot but bet she can’t name a song. She’s so tapatio.


tapatio
some one from jaliso mexico (ussually a mix between the spanish that settled in guadalajara and mixed with the indians there) tapatios ussually ave very light skin and sometimes have red hair or freckles (most of the women on spanish Tv are tapatias
Example:
1.The girls in south mexico are too dark for me I like tapatias
2.I can't stand tapatios an there stupid ass marcahi
3.I hate Chivas (the most popular soccor team in mexico from guadalajara)and tapatios
4.a hot sauce made in guadalajara


Tapatio Doritos
The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.
Example:
Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!


tapatio balls
1
n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.

2
n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
Example:
1
Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!

2
Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!


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