Texting

Life support for teenage children



Texting
A form of involuntary servitude to one's cell phone. Eventually, this slavery becomes a connection that a person deems neccesary for survival. However, for this person's friends, it is usally an annoyance. If this person and his/her peers are, for instance, playing sports, and his friend throw him the ball, that friend will be displeased to find that the person has given up on the game and has decided to text his girlfriend who has spent the past several hours with.
Example:
Johnny: Man, I can't believe it, I'm finally beating you in Halo!

Rick: Yea, man.

Johnny: This is awesome! *looks at Rick* Wait, what are you doing

Rick: *is texting* Uhh... nothing man...

Johnny: COME ON MAN!! You spent the last SIX HOURS at your girlfriends house!!


Texting
-A stupid way to communicate

-Great way to get into a car accident
-The reason why people cannot spell properly
-The reason why people cannot talk properly
-Something that kids get addicted to
-A warning sign that society is getting dumber
Example:
I don't use texting, it's fucking stupid.


Texting
A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.
Example:
A texting conversai is sually somewhere along these lines:

"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wad up"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg, u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"


Texting
Quite possibly the least intelligent form of communication. Phones were created so people could SPEAK to one another. If you want to talk to someone in a text form of communication, there is this marvelous invention known as a 'keyboard'.
Example:
Texting is for the deaf. Not insecure teenagers.


Texting
A form of low risk dating mainly used with youths in parts of Dublin. Where 2 teens will text eachother and have the sensation of dating without the commitment
Example:
"omigod sophie is texting Sean now" "no way Sean told me he was texting aoife!?" "omigod seans a little fuckboy"


Texting
A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.
Example:
A texting conversation is usually somewhere along these lines:

"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wadup"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"


Texting
When your not going out with someone but there is something going on and you’re sending eachother x’s and you shift at discos. Used in Ireand
Example:
Leah “ Oh yea I shifted Eoin at Gaa I kinda want to start texting him”
Paddy “ ah yea I’ll ask him if he would start for ye”

Paddy “ you should start texting Leah”
Eoin “ Ah maybe I’ll ask her tonight I kinda like her she’s some good shift like”
Paddy “ ah yea gwan I think she likes you”

Eoin “ Dyou want to start texting ? xx”
Leah “ Yea ok xx”


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