May 13

May 13, the day the most sweetest and warm hearted humans were born. They are kind and very emotional. They always feel bad for the smallest things they do. They always try to make you happy. They are a keeper! So don’t throw them away for someone else:)



May 13
Extremely fucking stunning, the baddest of them all. Charming and always leave a mark on people. Genuinely down to earth mofos.
Example:
May 13? She’s a Taurus? Treat her right or you’ll get the horns


May 13
Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.
Example:
Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager


May 13
Example:
National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...


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