haggis

Various chopped-up sheep guts stuffed into a sheep's stomach or intestines and boiled with spices.



haggis
1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.


haggis
a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture
Example:
chase the haggis the other way it'll fall over


haggis
A Scottish delicacy consisting of a sheep turned inside out (due to M.N.).
Example:
I'd like to know what sort of Hannibal Lecter first thought of chopping up a sheep's innards, stuffing them into its own stomach, and serving it up to guests as a dish called haggis.


haggis
1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.

2. something that is under an ogre's kilt

3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals
Example:
that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.


haggis
Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.
Example:
Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.

Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom


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