Mitt Romney
Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "
Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right! This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest
flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes.
Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney
by Chatty Chrissy on Jan 30, 2008 03:11:29
Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a
spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal
conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for
Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
Example:
"I'm
Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than
a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
Mitt Romney
by Kenny Genius on Feb 09, 2011 09:56:23
Example:
Mitt Romney is
a tool.
Mitt Romney
by SaturnChicVT on Feb 11, 2015 11:27:45
Mitt Romney
by Mitty123 on Nov 07, 2012 11:24:41
Mitt
Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has
binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "
legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.
Example:
"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in
1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer
horses and bayonets, because the nature of our
military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus on Dec 23, 2012 09:48:18
Example:
JASON: I LOVED THAT SPEECH THAT
MITT ROMNEY GAVE
STAN: ARE YOU DEAF OR STUPID? THE GUY SAID THE OPPOSITE LAST WEEK OF WHAT HE SAID THIS WEEK
JASON: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT
STAN: EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF
RON PAUL'S POLICIES AT LEAST HE'S BEEN CONSISTENT WITH THEM FOR OVER 30 YEARS,
ROMNEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP A POLICY FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS.
Mitt Romney
by Bliff Blaffington on Jul 05, 2012 00:13:50
Mitt Romney
by Cre47 on Nov 04, 2012 03:08:30
A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because
Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during
Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy
Guiliani won't help
Mitt Romney
by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 on Oct 28, 2012 05:31:41
1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks
the windows on
planes should open.
2. (Noun.) To take an
enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.
Example:
1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "
I think Mitt Romney just
took a Mitt Romney during that
debate."
Mitt Romney
by Naddy Date on Oct 13, 2012 03:33:44