The Croydon steamer
1. Excrete a lovely
big soft stool (
steamer) into a condom.2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand6. Make deep and passionate love to her.7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before
the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.