lane change

A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.



Lane Change
When fucking a girl you pull out and skeet on her face making a dashed white line down the middle of her face, you then slap one side of her face with your cock, then before slapping the other side you declare "LANE CHANGE!"
Example:
Julien declared a "LANE CHANGE!" as he slapped Kate the hooker on both sides of her face after he made a dotted line, accidentally getting some in her nose.


Lane-change-remorse
When traveling via automobile in a hurry. The emotional expression of personal regret felt by a person after he or she changes lanes to improve one's ETA and the lane is now worse off.
Example:
I was stuck behind a senior citizen call pool vehicle so I changed lanes and now the blue haired lady passed me. I am suffering from lane-change-remorse.


Illinois Lane Change
When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.
Example:
I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.


Massachusetts Lane Change
In Massachusetts everyone swerves across lanes without using blinkers or even looking, therefore a Massachusett's Lane Change is when someone is going at it and decides to switch orifices (Pussy to Ass) without any forewarning to the woman, its a complete surprise.
Example:
Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.


Chicago Lane Change
A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.

If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.

While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Example:
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."


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