The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.



The Dark Side
The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.
Example:
I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.


The Dark Side
Feels good doesn't it?
Example:
Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"


Dark Side
An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)

Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Example:
Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.

Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.


dark siding
Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6
Example:
john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.


Dark Sided
Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil
Example:
Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.


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